What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 01:43
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
A View to a Kill
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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Dr No
Goldfinger
Octopussy
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-All the bad guys are black.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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-J W Pepper
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”Ah so!”
From Russia With Love
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Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Moonraker
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You Only Live Twice
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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Live and Let Die
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
The Man with the Golden Gun